When will she write a real post? (Don't know.)

Hi! My name is Sophie and I am half otter and half goofball! My parents claim I am actually a Finnish Lapphund, but I don't believe them! I feel a kindred spirit with these creatures called OTTERS and I like to squirm around on my belly and nose first and hold things in my paws like my other fellow otters do. I rarely use my feet to get anywhere. I like to slither nose first on my belly to get to you! My feet are used to kick Jinx in the head or to smack your computer screen or book if you're not paying attention to me!

Hi! It's me, Jinx! I have an otter-slash-goofball I'd like to sell you. Cheap. Available immediately. Might need front paws removed to prevent black eyes. CALL ME!